Introducing The New Man In My Life

Earlier today, I announced on Twitter that I would be introducing my latest squeeze to the world. Well, prepare yourselves lovelies as he is one hot piece of stuff!

I even think that 99.9% of you will actually recognise him. Yes, I am extremely lucky to be chilling with ‘the’ Sir Tom Jones… he of the very deep voice fame… growllllll!

It’s not unusual for women to throw themselves at him and I am very protective of him… he is a one woman man, sorry ladies! Though it is a bit odd that he likes to cook in the buff…

STJ

Tom is one very cheeky, frisky man indeed and he even shocks me! He weirdly has a cagoule which he wears when he is out and about… he was very chivalrous and let me borrow it in case I spilled any wine over myself on a recent night out. Sir Tom is ever so thoughtful and the perfect gent…image2
*Ok, obviously Tom is only a cardboard cut out and currently resides with the wonderful Jenny who is reviewing as part of a blog collaboration with Celebrity CutOuts. I am hoping to actually find a more realistic, younger gentleman who possibly likes to cook with his clothes on… and DOES NOT own a cagoule of any sort… nor white washed slim fit jeans!! Mhmmm it may just be easier to stick with Tom Jones!

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37 thoughts on “Introducing The New Man In My Life

  1. You are nuts! I hope you find a Tom-a-like soon. Only younger.
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  2. Brilliant, that’s hilarious! :D
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  3. Younger you say – you will pleased to know that they also do Justin Bieber ;)
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    • LOL!! Didn’t Mark Wahlberg recently tell the Bieber to start pulling his pants up?! I am not in cougar territory just yet :P x

  4. Hahaha….great post, maybe next time you should try a bigger kagoule :p
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    • Hey… you brought it around you cheeky git!! Not my fault you brought one of the kids ‘cags’ around with you! It suited tom perfectly though! :) xx

  5. We had a Boba Fett cut out at uni. We used to stand it at the top of the stairs in our flat to scare off burglars. I reckon Tom Jones would be scarier.
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  6. Well, at least Tom wouldn’t answer back!
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  7. oh how cool! and funny! I love Tom Jones no matter what! Cardboard or in real life!
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  8. I would very happily stand him in front of the stereo with What’s New Pussycat and Delilah belting out!
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    • We *may* just have sung all the songs we could remember… very loudly… like ‘I am in no way shape or form sober’ volume – the best cut out ever!x

  9. hahaha, love it xxx
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  10. You bloody crazy woman! That photo of you cupping Tom Jones has got me snorting!!! GENIUS!
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    • LOL!! I seriously couldn’t resist – there are others floating around of me snogging him… glass in hand naturally!! :P x

  11. Best kind of man to have – silent and always where you left him!!

  12. Bonkers! My husband and I met in Tom’s hometown, OH’s student digs backed onto Tom’s old family home but you have seen him in a whole other light! *laughing*
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  13. Haha nut job! I absolutely love it. Tom looks scarily real in the very first picture. I was actually wondering how the hell you’d managed to make him wear THAT apron ;)
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  14. Oh dear – my laptop may now be covered in tea after reading that post! You’re bonkers!!!!
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  15. Oooh send him my way when you’re done lol
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  16. Ha ha, for a split second I thought it was the REAL thing!
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  17. you are, quite simply, bonkers. Which is why I love you so x
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  18. And1moremeans5 says:

    Yummy I’m totes jealous x

  19. You are officially mental!!! x
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