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Introducing The New Man In My Life

by S1m

Earlier today, I announced on Twitter that I would be introducing my latest squeeze to the world. Well, prepare yourselves lovelies as he is one hot piece of stuff!

I even think that 99.9% of you will actually recognise him. Yes, I am extremely lucky to be chilling with ‘the’ Sir Tom Jones… he of the very deep voice fame… growllllll!

It’s not unusual for women to throw themselves at him and I am very protective of him… he is a one woman man, sorry ladies! Though it is a bit odd that he likes to cook in the buff…

STJ

Tom is one very cheeky, frisky man indeed and he even shocks me! He weirdly has a cagoule which he wears when he is out and about… he was very chivalrous and let me borrow it in case I spilled any wine over myself on a recent night out. Sir Tom is ever so thoughtful and the perfect gent…image2
*Ok, obviously Tom is only a cardboard cut out and currently resides with the wonderful Jenny who is reviewing as part of a blog collaboration with Celebrity CutOuts. I am hoping to actually find a more realistic, younger gentleman who possibly likes to cook with his clothes on… and DOES NOT own a cagoule of any sort… nor white washed slim fit jeans!! Mhmmm it may just be easier to stick with Tom Jones!

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37 comments

Karen Hannah August 12, 2013 - 8:02 pm

You are nuts! I hope you find a Tom-a-like soon. Only younger.

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Emma August 12, 2013 - 8:15 pm

Brilliant, that’s hilarious! 😀

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Pinkoddy August 12, 2013 - 8:21 pm

Younger you say – you will pleased to know that they also do Justin Bieber 😉

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Sim August 12, 2013 - 8:22 pm

LOL!! Didn’t Mark Wahlberg recently tell the Bieber to start pulling his pants up?! I am not in cougar territory just yet 😛 x

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Jenny @ The Brick Castle August 12, 2013 - 8:31 pm

Hahaha….great post, maybe next time you should try a bigger kagoule :p

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Sim August 12, 2013 - 8:39 pm

Hey… you brought it around you cheeky git!! Not my fault you brought one of the kids ‘cags’ around with you! It suited tom perfectly though! 🙂 xx

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Rebecca August 12, 2013 - 8:34 pm

We had a Boba Fett cut out at uni. We used to stand it at the top of the stairs in our flat to scare off burglars. I reckon Tom Jones would be scarier.

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Sim August 12, 2013 - 8:41 pm

Weirdly enough, it’s the Robert Pattinson cutout that is scary as anything… I cannot bring myself to look at it!!x

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Red Rose Mummy August 12, 2013 - 8:36 pm

Well, at least Tom wouldn’t answer back!

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Sim August 12, 2013 - 8:40 pm

Very, very, very true… I like your thinking!! 😛 x

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otilia August 12, 2013 - 8:44 pm

oh how cool! and funny! I love Tom Jones no matter what! Cardboard or in real life!

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Sim August 12, 2013 - 8:48 pm

LOL snap!! He is awesome… a true legend and cultural icon!! 🙂 x

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Liz Burton August 12, 2013 - 8:49 pm

I would very happily stand him in front of the stereo with What’s New Pussycat and Delilah belting out!

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Sim August 12, 2013 - 8:50 pm

We *may* just have sung all the songs we could remember… very loudly… like ‘I am in no way shape or form sober’ volume – the best cut out ever!x

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Cakesphotoslife (Angie) August 12, 2013 - 8:54 pm

hahaha, love it xxx

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Sim August 12, 2013 - 8:58 pm

It’s all thanks to Jenny @TheBrickCastle – best review ever!! 🙂

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Mammasaurus August 12, 2013 - 9:13 pm

You bloody crazy woman! That photo of you cupping Tom Jones has got me snorting!!! GENIUS!

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Sim August 12, 2013 - 9:14 pm

LOL!! I seriously couldn’t resist – there are others floating around of me snogging him… glass in hand naturally!! 😛 x

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Mary keynk August 12, 2013 - 9:15 pm

Best kind of man to have – silent and always where you left him!!

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Sim August 12, 2013 - 9:20 pm

LOL very true!! 🙂 x

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Chris August 12, 2013 - 9:50 pm

Bonkers! My husband and I met in Tom’s hometown, OH’s student digs backed onto Tom’s old family home but you have seen him in a whole other light! *laughing*

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Sim August 12, 2013 - 9:52 pm

LOL!! Ahhhh The Valleys 🙂 I was only down that way a couple of weeks ago – crazy people… they make me look tame!! x

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Carolin August 13, 2013 - 10:24 am

Haha nut job! I absolutely love it. Tom looks scarily real in the very first picture. I was actually wondering how the hell you’d managed to make him wear THAT apron 😉

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Sim August 13, 2013 - 11:51 am

LOL!! It is a really good cut out actually. I am insanely jealous that he spends his evenings at Jenny’s house 🙁

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Penny Carr August 13, 2013 - 3:13 pm

Oh dear – my laptop may now be covered in tea after reading that post! You’re bonkers!!!!

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Cass@frugalfamily August 14, 2013 - 6:36 pm

Oooh send him my way when you’re done lol

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Sim August 15, 2013 - 4:32 pm

LOL he is holding up pretty well considering he has been travelling all over the North West 🙂

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Emma August 14, 2013 - 9:18 pm

Ha ha, for a split second I thought it was the REAL thing!

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Sim August 15, 2013 - 4:31 pm

LOL that would be awesome 🙂 He is a legend!

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Heather August 15, 2013 - 6:22 pm

you are, quite simply, bonkers. Which is why I love you so x

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Sim August 16, 2013 - 10:33 am

You know it… love you too 🙂 xx

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And1moremeans5 August 16, 2013 - 10:49 am

Yummy I’m totes jealous x

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Sim August 16, 2013 - 11:25 am

He is proper hot stuff… hands off 😛 x

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Lisa H August 16, 2013 - 11:07 am

You are officially mental!!! x

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Sim August 16, 2013 - 11:25 am

🙂 I will take that as a badge of honour 😛 xx

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becky @ lakes single mum August 17, 2013 - 11:57 pm

lucky you 😉

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Sim August 18, 2013 - 12:08 am

🙂 He is awesome and such a cheeky chappy!

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