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Online Dating: I Live In Dictionary Corner…

by S1m

Clearly online dating does not seem to be working for me. No Sir… it is not! Recent encounters and stories make Jeremy Kyle look tame… very, very tame! Even I find half of what happens unbelievable…

I appear to be a magnet for psychopaths who hide behind amazing lies, that they themselves believe… weirdly they make me look normal and completely sane… maybe all is not lost! 😉

Attempting to find a semi decent, literate, articulate, good looking, NORMAL chap over 5ft 10inches is proving as likely as me predicting the lottery numbers this weekend… I feel I am in for the long haul… especially when this is what I am faced with…

Tell me… what would you reply with?! He can’t be serious, right?!

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15 comments

Amanda April 15, 2014 - 9:39 pm

Oh my oh my! Not sure what to write….nice torso shame about the spelling 😉

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S1m April 15, 2014 - 9:43 pm

I think he would even have to look up what torso means… I do not know what gives me that impression 😉

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Jane April 15, 2014 - 9:40 pm

Good lord! I’ll send cake….

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S1m April 15, 2014 - 9:42 pm

Thank you, please do!!! My eyes and ears are bleeding… illiterate fools 🙁

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Michelle Twin Mum April 15, 2014 - 9:41 pm

I seriously don’t envy you, dating nowadays scares the life out of me. Hope you find a good’un soon. Mich x

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S1m April 15, 2014 - 9:42 pm

Thank you lovely, same here!! Finding someone who can challenge me, is weirdly proving a challenge!! 😉 x

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Emma April 15, 2014 - 9:45 pm

oh dear – what else can i say!!

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S1m April 15, 2014 - 9:56 pm

There are no words birthday girl… none at all! I only replied to him in the first place as I felt sorry for him! Now I feel sorry for my eyes!!

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Carolin April 15, 2014 - 10:53 pm

And he lives in Dumbsville. I don’t know, if I could cope with that 😀

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S1m April 15, 2014 - 11:04 pm

Unfortunately for me… he is not the only one and that is not the worst conversation I have ever had on there 🙁

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Heather April 16, 2014 - 1:02 pm

Oh good lord. There are no words. Which is just as well, cause he probably wouldn’t understand half of them.

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S1m April 17, 2014 - 12:20 am

Yes, quite. Clearly all the pumping of iron has affected his ability to write… in English… the language he would have learned at school…

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Emma April 16, 2014 - 5:47 pm

Ha ha, I loathe text speak…and so the last line would finish me off!

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S1m April 16, 2014 - 6:00 pm

It makes me shudder… I hate text speak with a vengeance!!

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Mum of One April 17, 2014 - 8:34 am

LOL, oh dear 🙁

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