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A 50 Shades And More Week

by S1m

With the return of my matey this afternoon comes the usual debrief session over a few cheeky beers and some hideously fattening food. The food of choice for this evening is Chinese – nom nom – I had suggested carrot sticks, considering my healthy-ish week so far but I could tell an eyebrow had been raised even over a message. Carrot sticks were quickly vetoed and secretly I was relieved!

As far as weeks go, this has been pretty productive. I’ve been to the gym several times, though I went this morning and only realised I had one trainer after I was changed in my gear. Dingbat! I had to do ‘the walk of shame’ back to the good looking personal trainer and explain that I needed my pass card back. Whoops, at least he found it funny… at my expense!

Walking the dogs has kept me trim this week too and we have certainly made use of the amazing weather. The tan is coming along nicely and after a boobs and beer day in the garden over the weekend I am white line free.

The men situation has been weird… I met a seemingly lovely guy last week – well lovely over messaging, funny, able to keep up with me in the wit stakes, he certainly ticked all the boxes. Until I met him! How can someone so funny in writing be so dull in real life? I squealed all the way home after my mouth had been violated by possibly the smallest mouth I have had the displeasure of being near – bork bork. I knew immediately that it would not work when I noticed the guy had his shirt tucked into his jeans… yes the look can be pulled off with aplomb, he unfortunately couldn’t and just looked… well, erm… vanilla. Yes, I am ridiculously shallow… but I am not looking for vanilla!

Especially after my 50 Shades and more encounter yesterday. I. Kid. Thee. Not! Firemen seem to be the profession du jour!

For the first 5 minutes, all I could do was paint a cocky smile on my face and think about what an awesome blog post it would make! The only thing I will say about it is that all… and I mean ALL women need to experience that at some point in their lives… yes…. Ohhhhhh… YES!

Tonight, I shall be enjoying a two way debrief of the past few days, whilst tucking into a yummy Chinese meal and drinking beer… no, not vanilla in the slightest! Bring on the next 7 days!

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28 comments

Becky May 22, 2014 - 12:19 pm

Enjoy your Chinese food!

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S1m May 22, 2014 - 12:38 pm

It is well deserved and I am sure we will!! πŸ™‚ x

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Jo Middleton May 22, 2014 - 1:03 pm

Sounds like you’ve had a great week apart from the boring date! Very jealous of your chinese food

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S1m May 22, 2014 - 1:17 pm

My week has been awesome!! I have no idea how I will ever top it! πŸ™‚ x

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Boo Roo and Tigger Too May 22, 2014 - 1:15 pm

No-one should settle for vanilla, enjoy the chinese

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S1m May 22, 2014 - 1:18 pm

My sentiments exactly! Life is too short to just ‘settle’ – I already did that at a young age and learned my mistake. I shall not be making that again!x

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Sonya Cisco May 22, 2014 - 1:54 pm

Sounds like quite a week! And we all need a little excitement! πŸ˜‰

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S1m May 22, 2014 - 2:10 pm

Oh yes… just a normal week for me!! Excitement is definitely something we all need a little (or a lot) of! πŸ˜‰ x

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aimee May 22, 2014 - 2:16 pm

Honey, I’m not really into kinky fuckery ( am I mixing up my smutty novels) I’m more spiced vanilla over straight vanilla, but reading the change of pitch in your musings, makes me tempted to find me a red room πŸ˜‰

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S1m May 22, 2014 - 2:18 pm

Nahhhh even spiced vanilla is tame!! πŸ˜‰ You are only saying that as you know more of the story!!

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Otilia May 22, 2014 - 6:49 pm

Sounds like a very exciting week. You made me very curious about the thing all women should get! I hope you will be writing about it!

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S1m May 22, 2014 - 11:34 pm

Ha ha ha unfortunately I cannot… πŸ˜‰

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Liz Burton May 22, 2014 - 7:57 pm

My life’s so dull!

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S1m May 22, 2014 - 11:34 pm

I can’t even blog 99% of the things that happen unfortunately!! πŸ™

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Alice May 22, 2014 - 8:17 pm

YES! I always wonder how men can be so entertaining over message or chat yet in real life as dull as dishwater. Urgh. Jealous of your chinese!!

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S1m May 22, 2014 - 11:34 pm

We had a curry in the end… even better!! Men never fail to surprise me!

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Kirsty May 22, 2014 - 8:29 pm

A boobs and beer day! A new one on me, can’t think why I never thought of it before!

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S1m May 22, 2014 - 11:33 pm

It’s epic – just flop them out in the garden and drink beer… curly straw optional!!

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Penny Carr May 22, 2014 - 9:21 pm

Ah yes – the difference between men in the flesh and how they come across online first. Although I’m now sat here worrying about the husband sat on the other side of the room with his shirt tucked into his jeans…

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S1m May 22, 2014 - 11:32 pm

Ha ha ha – like I said, some men can carry it off, some can’t – this bloke was very wooden!!

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Mari May 22, 2014 - 9:59 pm

I need to get our more!
Enjoy that Chinese πŸ™‚

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S1m May 22, 2014 - 11:32 pm

Ha ha I am living life in the single lane the only way I know how to!! πŸ˜‰

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Pinkoddy May 22, 2014 - 11:02 pm

You need to find a man that wants to do boobs and beer day with you.

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S1m May 22, 2014 - 11:31 pm

YES!!!! Yes I do!! That would be epic!!!

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Donna@MummyCentral May 23, 2014 - 10:55 am

Bow chicka wow woooooooow! Nobody deserves vanilla. Glad your week got a little more spicy after that x

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S1m May 23, 2014 - 1:16 pm

It’s about to get even better! This week has rocked beyond belief!! πŸ˜‰

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Musing Housewife May 27, 2014 - 10:16 pm

One hell of an experience matey… πŸ˜‰

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S1m May 31, 2014 - 12:26 pm

You know it Sista… you seriously do as you know the story… legend status has been cemented!

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