With the return of my matey this afternoon comes the usual debrief session over a few cheeky beers and some hideously fattening food. The food of choice for this evening is Chinese – nom nom – I had suggested carrot sticks, considering my healthy-ish week so far but I could tell an eyebrow had been raised even over a message. Carrot sticks were quickly vetoed and secretly I was relieved!
As far as weeks go, this has been pretty productive. I’ve been to the gym several times, though I went this morning and only realised I had one trainer after I was changed in my gear. Dingbat! I had to do ‘the walk of shame’ back to the good looking personal trainer and explain that I needed my pass card back. Whoops, at least he found it funny… at my expense!
Walking the dogs has kept me trim this week too and we have certainly made use of the amazing weather. The tan is coming along nicely and after a boobs and beer day in the garden over the weekend I am white line free.
The men situation has been weird… I met a seemingly lovely guy last week – well lovely over messaging, funny, able to keep up with me in the wit stakes, he certainly ticked all the boxes. Until I met him! How can someone so funny in writing be so dull in real life? I squealed all the way home after my mouth had been violated by possibly the smallest mouth I have had the displeasure of being near – bork bork. I knew immediately that it would not work when I noticed the guy had his shirt tucked into his jeans… yes the look can be pulled off with aplomb, he unfortunately couldn’t and just looked… well, erm… vanilla. Yes, I am ridiculously shallow… but I am not looking for vanilla!
Especially after my 50 Shades and more encounter yesterday. I. Kid. Thee. Not! Firemen seem to be the profession du jour!
For the first 5 minutes, all I could do was paint a cocky smile on my face and think about what an awesome blog post it would make! The only thing I will say about it is that all… and I mean ALL women need to experience that at some point in their lives… yes…. Ohhhhhh… YES!
Tonight, I shall be enjoying a two way debrief of the past few days, whilst tucking into a yummy Chinese meal and drinking beer… no, not vanilla in the slightest! Bring on the next 7 days!